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Is she REALLY the ONE!?

Posted by arielramon on August 16, 2008

Alright guys, let’s face it, we have no clue if the women we date are truly the one. Many guys ask all kinds of “ LOVE GURUs” that famous question “ Is she the one” with no REAL answer. We get the normal top ten lists or sometimes we don’t even get a list. Sometimes we get the “ if she is the one, you will just know”. Now what kind of real advise is that? that is as helpful as asking a dyslexic to edit your senior thesis. I came up with my own personal top five list of how to know if that sexy woman your with is worth your time or if it is time to dump her.

Numero UNO: If her idea of spending time and bonding consists of playing “Rock Band” all night then you have a keeper.

Two: If she buys you gifts, then she is a keeper for sure!

Three: If she calls you in the middle of the night just to hear your voice………..well… I hate to tell you this but you probably have a psycho on your hands because what sane person would call you in the middle of the night to hear your voice? That’s Creepy to me.

Ok ok here is the REAL number three: If she asks you that very dangerous question “ Do I look fat in this?” and you can be honest and tell her “ yeah kind of” without her getting mad. Well, you my friend have a keeper.

Four: if she doesnt mind picking up your underwear skid stains and all, then you have a keeper.

And finally number Five: If you can make it past the last four of this list and you said yes to it all then man, you make me jealous! KEEP HER AROUND FOR GOOD!

Now, if you guys have any others you think should be on the top five hit me up with some comments~

Hope you all have a great day!

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